In other news, citizens are being encouraged to break it down.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=CnHgH1uybZY
DM: You splatter Hunk across the bar. Patrons scream and flee in terror. Bits of gore drip down the walls.
Party member: (wiping face) Cool.
So yeah, I finally overcame my laziness and posted an update on Livejournal. After about a year. I'm very lazy. Anyway!
Item the first: Went home to Oklahoma after passing all my classes. My high school friends I'm deliberately staying out of contact with, but my church friends remain awesome and in weekly contact. One of them, named Ben, will be coming to Beloit in the fall so he can be confused with me, as per usual, but also with Ben, who already goes to Beloit and is confused with me in a separate phenomenon. By our powers combined, we are hella confusing. Note to self: mention Dorsk 81 to Ben. Either one, really.
Back to the point, my church friends and I are starting up a D&D game, and I am playing a Paladin, which I have never done before, in an Egyptian setting. Stargate people, what silly helmet should I wear? Sadly, we're starting at 1st level, so a set of magic armor with a working Happy Bird/Sad Bird helm is out of the question. For Now. Anyway, it occurs to me that all the paladin special abilities are based on charisma; therefore, the strength of your god-given powers depends on how pretty you are. Heh.
Item the Second: Mom is recovering from surgery (which I didn't find out about until afterwords. Apparently it was during finals and she didn't want to bother me.) This means that I do all the heavy lifting for her, doctor's orders. I was on job search, but the jobs I wanted, didn't want me, and I have enough savings that I don't need a job per se. So, doing most of the work around the house for my mom is going to be my "job" this summer, and in return, Mom agrees not to bother me about it. Any writing I get done is a side benefit.
Item the Third: So, soon after arriving home and with little to do, I took a walk through the shopping center that is next to my house checking various shops for Wiis. The fifth of the six possibilities had one on the first trip. It (and two others) had come in few hours ago and by the time I left the store all but one had been snapped up. This is such a magnificently improbable occurrence that it could only have been caused by a natural 20 (Ow! Dun dun dunna!) on the first roll. The Wii is fully as awesome as advertised, you people who don't have one. You should totally buy one. You know. When you get the chance.
Item the Four: Robbie is putting up a webcomic over at vor.comicgenesis.com. It looks pretty good, the five pages or so that are up. People should read it.